笑一笑有益身心健康喲!

 

小華在作文簿上寫道:「我的家有爸爸媽媽和我三個人,每天早上一出門,我們三人
就 分道揚鑣,各奔前程,晚上又殊途同歸。                                                 
                                                                            
                                                                           
爸爸是建築師,每天在工地上比手劃腳;媽媽是售貨員,每天在商店裏招搖撞騙、 
來者不拒;我是學生,每天在教室裏目瞪口呆、充耳不聞。                                     
                                                                            
                                                                           
我的家三個成員臭氣相投,家中一團和氣。但我成績不好的時候,爸爸也同室操戈 
,心狠手辣地揍得我遍體鱗傷、五體投地,媽媽在一旁視若無睹或袖手旁觀,從來不曾見義勇為,有
 時甚且助紂為虐。」                                                                    
                                                                           
                                                                           
 老師問小明;你考試成績不好的話,你父母怎麼懲罰你?                        
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
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