寶尼的異想世界

 

 

小華在作文簿上寫道：「我的家有爸爸媽媽和我三個人，每天早上一出門，我們三人
就 分道揚鑣，各奔前程，晚上又殊途同歸。                                                 
                                                                            
                                                                           
爸爸是建築師，每天在工地上比手劃腳；媽媽是售貨員，每天在商店裏招搖撞騙、 
來者不拒；我是學生，每天在教室裏目瞪口呆、充耳不聞。                                     
                                                                            
                                                                           
我的家三個成員臭氣相投，家中一團和氣。但我成績不好的時候，爸爸也同室操戈 
，心狠手辣地揍得我遍體鱗傷、五體投地，媽媽在一旁視若無睹或袖手旁觀，從來不曾見義勇為，有
 時甚且助紂為虐。」                                                                    
                                                                           
                                                                           
 老師問小明；你考試成績不好的話，你父母怎麼懲罰你？                        
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
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                80分以下女子單打，                                         
                                                                           
                                                                           
                70 分以下男子單打，                                         
                                                                           
                                                                       
                                                                           
               60分以下男女混合雙打